CHAPTER 1: THE CRUNCHING PARTY
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CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
“AIEEE!”
“Bonsai!”
“Cowabunga!”
Much yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the Boys’ Room.
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
“Take that!”
“Look out! One’s getting away!”
“Stomp that sucker!”
STAMP! STAMP! STAMP!
A lot of movement and many voices were heard from inside the room. Much pushing and shoving was going on. The boys were being rowdy and loud. They were having lots of fun.
All of the noise and nonsense attracted a large crowd of students from the playground. Lured by the racket, the girls quickly came to see what the trouble was all about. They gathered around the steps in front of the doors to the Boys’ Room.
“What’s going on in there?” asked Velvet.
“It sounds like a fight,” worried Willow.
“No,” said Bella. “They’re having too much fun!”
“It sounds like they’re having a party in there!” agreed Emerald.
“They are!” shouted Ling. “Another CRUNCHING PARTY!” She always figured things out really fast.
“Ooooo!” many voices said together.
“Ugh!” added several girls.
“Yuck!” said others. Everyone laughed.
Even though the girls did not like CRUNCHING PARTIES, they were curious. They wished they could see what was happening. It sounded so exciting. But the Boys’ Room was private. The girls had to wait for someone to come out and tell them what was going on. But none of the boys came back outside. They were having such a good time.
“There sure must be a lot of cockroaches in there,” said Ling, as the girls nodded in agreement.
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“Yeah,” worried Willow. “This has been going on for a loooog time.”
“There must be hundreds of cockroaches in there!” said Emerald.
“There must be thousands of cockroaches in there!” said Bella.
“Ugh!” laughed all the girls, dancing around together. Some of them made silly gagging sounds.
“Millions of cockroaches!” chanted the crowd.
“I’m glad those cockroaches aren’t in the Girls’ Room,” said Willow.
“Me, too!” All the girls laughed.
A couple of boys came running up to the large group of girls surrounding the lavatory stairs. “What’s going on?” they asked.
“A CRUNCHING PARTY!” some girls happily explained.
“Hot dog!” Zak was thrilled to hear the news.
“Alright!” said Carson, as they high-fived their hands together.
“Hey, guys!” shouted Zak to some other third grade boys on the far playground. “Come on!” he motioned with his arm. “A CRUNCHING PARTY!”
“Big Time!” added Carson.
“Ya-hoo!” Other boys quickly ran to join the party. “Coming through!” they happily yelled, as they pushed through the crowd of girls.
“What’s the battle cry?” a voice yelled above the racket.
“Never Surrender!” a thunder of voices responded.
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
The boys were really getting rowdy. They were having a wonderful time.
Alerted by all the noise and commotion, the teachers on yard duty finally began walking towards the Boys’ Room. “Uh-oh,” several girls whispered, “Look who’s coming!” Everyone knew that the teachers were going to break up the party. But just then the bell rang. RING! It was time for school to begin. Everyone quickly went to their classes. What an exciting way to start the day!