The Bizarre Ramblings of a Sane Madman

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where should i start.....hmmmm......ok ...

i guess a good as place as any is the beginning

it was dark.....so dark i couldn't see a friggin

thing...and wet....and slimy…ugh

i felt trapped ...and couldn't breathe.... there

was this light real far away and all of a sudden

i was thrust into this room and it was

ridiculously bright …there was this guy wearing

a white jacket with a mask surrounded by

other people and for some reason i was naked

and then all of a sudden he wacked me in the

back wtf… then i started to cry and

kick and scream too far ......yeah i guess

that's a little too far back...so the other day i

was driving home listening to the radio and the

radio guy says humans have 1000 thoughts a

day..and at first i'm thinkin no way...way ? no

way really ? is it possible…but then i

start to think......do they...do i ...ah one

thought and then i start to think about

what i think about and if its possible..so i start

thinking about food and working out and

woman and sex and stuff i have to do and

sex..hey is that two thoughts or one..hey that

was another thought..so then i think maybe it

is possible....so my thoughts might not be

ponderous or deep or insightful or meaningful

like say einstein or edison or jefferson or

lincoln or jobs or motzart or beethoven or

voltaire but the guy on the radio didn't say

they had to be these mind altering life

changing thoughts...so then i got to really

thinking.... i'm thinking there are over 7 billion

people on the planet right now...if you multiply

1000 times 7 billion you get 7 trillion thoughts

a day and quadrillions of thoughts over the

next 5 to 10 years..now that's a lot of thoughts

so i came up with this thought or theory… i

guess a little of both.. there are no original

thoughts...none zero ….nah dah ….zippo…you

never had one and never will… the odds are

stacked in my favor…am poe sibe…you think of

something …no matter how obscure or strange

or cool or revolutionary or bizarre and

someone somewhere on this planet at

sometime had or has already thought that..

then i'm thinking what about if nobody believes

me… what if everyone believes there are

original thoughts except me hmmmmm….ah ha

so if no one believes me… then hey i just came

up with an original thought...ok ill now take

another toke man