If You Cook, I’ll Clean
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“Client”
If she would just listen to me sometimes, we would be just fine. I can’t get this bi—h to shut the f—k up. I can’t get a word in whenever we talk. It’s hard for me to get motivated by somebody who don’t listen. Everyday I got to here about the same BS. Me, me, me, me, I, I, I. I don’t want to hear that shit man. The sex is great, but that’s not what motivates me. I need a woman who not only can hold a conversation, but I need a woman who will listen too. I mean she has everything in order except for her mouth. It’s like if they are fine as hell, they are always lacking a damn brain. If they pu—y good, then they crazy. If they smart as hell, then they just plain ugly. I just don’t get it. I’m just looking for the whole package. Not just brains; but brains and beauty. And just shut the f—ck up sometimes. That’s all I ask.
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About the Book
For years, you’ve wanted to know the truth about men, and you’ve been cheated by books interested only in emotionalizing you and eventually causing an even greater divide between men and women. It’s time you get the absolute truth about men from their own mouths.
In If You Cook, I’ll Clean, author Eli Breeden offers a compilation of actual conversations that took place in barber shop settings during an eighteen-year period throughout the United States. These conversations stem from different relationships men have been involved in. Based solely on a male’s perspective pertaining to men’s relationships with women, all the interviews provide true perspectives. Men share details of their lives with their barber they don’t tell anyone else, such as their dreams, aspirations, love lives, accolades, tragedies, and more.
If You Cook, I’ll Clean gives insight into a man’s mind through real discussions about love, family, joy, sorrow, and everyday struggles of men who are in relationships.
About the Author
Eli Breeden, a clinical informaticist, graduated from the University of North Carolina at Charlotte and is a member of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity Incorporated. Breeden executive produced the stage play “If You Cook, I’ll Clean” and plans to continue writing as well as producing films in the future. Originally from Laurel Hill, North Carolina, but currently living in Charlotte, North Carolina, he enjoys reading, writing, and cooking while entertaining friends and family.